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Guido Mista
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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Mista is a mafioso from gang known as Passione. He's proud of his skill as a sharpshooter and relaxes by reading magazines. His carefree nature can make him seem dimwitted, but ultimately he just prefers to keep it simple - until something hilariously stupid crosses his mind. Although he's rough around the edges, Mista is a good man who will do the right thing when someone's in danger.
Appearance Mista is very physically fit and clearly has the prowess to use his strength. His face is roguish. Mista appears to have the darkest skin of Team Bucciarati, but I'd probably still call him classically "white." Mista wears a sweater-material, form-fitting crop top & fancy red jeans. Anime / Manga appearances. There's no canon image of his hair, so we're running with short, curly, dark brown. I prefer to say Mista has some visible scars, namely from bullet wounds.
Aural. English VA is what I'm used to. Japanese VA if you care but, idk, he's Italian and there's no Italian dub that I can see (how dare).
Disposition Mista is pretty relaxed in general, and per-JoJo style, oftentimes voguing. In combat, he's typically cool and collected.
Physical Affection Yes, perfectly fine!
Physical Violence Would prefer a situation where the power levels are even, if it could be a fight. Otherwise, yes please.
Medical Information Physically fit and ready to hit
Magical Information Mista is a stand user. His stand, Sex Pistols, lets him do sick tricks with bullets. Stands are not visible to non-stand users. Read More. Mista also has incredible luck.
Negative Relationships Let's fucking goooooo
Romance M/*, trans characters welcome. I am a Mista-ship omnivore and the writing matters more to me than anything. Cute stuff is always on the table, Mista is definitely a romantic preson! Crosscanon welcome!
NSFW Fine with NSFW, can fade to black.
Writing. Brackets, please. Prefer action threads with a little more meat in the writing and text tags can be just whatever.
Speed/Backtagging. I prioritize game tags. Memes can be somewhat slow for me as a consequence. Whatever pace my partner has is fine with me.
Fourthwalling. JJBA references a lot of music culture - if your character would recognize music icons, that is so fine; examples might include (Shine on you) Crazy Diamond, Echos – both Pink Floyd songs – or Red Hot Chili Pepper. Otherwise, I'm not interested in forth walling from, say, a character who would know Josuke is a fictional character.
Triggers/Offensive Subjects. None

Hooks
Quick deets
> Magazine nerd
> Simple, beautiful scenery
> summons who are demanding little shits
> Likes pretty girls
> instinctively want to protect people
Scenarios
Combat (with some planning)
Happy to do any meme-y AUs to let someone see a stand
AUs
Honkai: Star Rail
Hunt Pathstrider | Galaxy Ranger
Fire Remembrance DPS
After getting in trouble with the IPC by an unlucky twist of fate, Mista is surreptitiously saved by a band of marauding Galaxy Rangers who, weirdly, roleplay as Italian mafioso. Although they tend to steer away from "justice" in the most explicit sense of the word, their little ship, the Passione, is hailed as a hero among the common people. Mista handles space combat on the ship alongside Narancia. On planet, Mista is often times sent as a mid-profile assassin.
During one of their earliest missions, Passione received a glance from Fuli, granting each of them their summons (i.e. their stands).
He's an HP% scaling main DPS unit who tracks how much damage he receives to deal increased damage during his ULT. His BIS partner is Giorno, an ATK% healer who grants aggro and single-target restoration each time combat damage is received.
An ✨everything is fine✨ AU for Team Bucci
Dungeons & Dragons / Baldur's Gate
Human Warlock
Djinni Patron | Urchin | Heavily WIP
Listen, IDK very much about DND, but I love my AUs. Something to the effect of....
After defending the life of a woman, Mista is unfortunately framed as a murderer by the rich elites and sentenced to the darkest dungeons imaginable. However, a lucky twist of fate would have him meet a Djinn which, after good banter, takes a shining to him. They offer to grant him one wish if they enter a pact with him. So he agrees, asking to be freed from the dungeon.
They call themself the Sex Pistols and are actually a collective of six, strangely smaller Djinn who like to hang out around Mista. They seem to have a mind link to each other, but each one of them has a slightly unique personality. Although Mista has a strong relationship with his patron, they cause him as much grief as they do help him.
Mista acts like he doesn't do the whole magic thing and thinks it's all stupid and overdone, but he's actually fairly competent in battle. SPECIFICALLY with eldrich blast - everything else is excessive.
References: rpgbot.net
If, somehow, Bucciarati can be the one who sends the Djinn to save Mista, even fucking better.
Kinks
[ 18+ ]
(fave)
Affection
Anal Sex (G/R♥︎)
Biting
Clothed / Clothing
Cock / Balls Worship
Cuddling
Cunnilingus ♥︎
Dirty Talking
Face-Fucking
Face-Sitting
Fellatio (G♥︎/R)
Fingers in Mouth
Heat / Rut
Humor ♥︎
Informality
Licking
Masturbation
Multiple Orgasms
Oral Fixation
Pegging ♥︎
Realistic Cum
Role Reversal
Roughness
Scratching
Sex Toys
Teasing
Trans Males ♥︎
Uncut Cocks ♥︎
(yes)
Abrasions
Aftercare
Begging
Body Hair
Bondage (light)
Breast / Nipple Play
CBT (light)
Condoms
Cum on Clothes
Exhibitionism
Exotic Cocks
Face Slapping
Flogging / Whipping
Frotting
Handcuffs
Handjobs
JJBA Stand Fucking 2
Kemonomimi
Leather
Masks
Monsters
Premature Ejaculation
Prostitution
Public
Saliva
Sensory Deprivation
Sexual Exhaustion
Sexual Frustration
Soft Cum Facials
Somnophilia
Spanking
Swallowing Semen
Sweat
Throat Penetration
Titfucking (G/R)
Trans / NB
(sure)
Adultery 3
Animal Anatomy 1
Aphrodisiacs
Blindfolds
Body Swapping
Bukkake
Burning
Choking
Crying
Dub-Con
Fighting / Wrestling
Foot Play
Gags
Gunplay 5
Instant Hookups
Latex / Rubber
Leash & Collar
Messy
Muscle Worship
Photography
Rimming (R)
Sexual Pain
Sexual Restraints
Snowballing
Tentacles
Verbal Abuse
Violence
Voyeurism
Wound Fucking (R) 6
Xeno / Alien
(no)
Ageplay
Death
Diapers
Enemas
Food Play
Gore
Growth / Shirking
Hyper
Incest play
Infantilism
Inflation
Living Insertions
Macro / Micro
Mutilation
Necrophilia
Pregnancy
Scat
Vomiting
Vore/Cannibalism
Watersports
Zoophilia
Top/Bottom dynamics don't mean too much to me and I'll play based on my partner's preference however, I generally see mista as a bottom/submissive
I play mista with foreskin if this is something you're not comfortable with for some reason, let me know, I'll skirt around it.
1 I’m particular on the verbiage for animal features; prefer specific words over calling it by whatever animal it's related to. ("claspers" would be fine, "shark's dick" not really)
2 Sex Pistols are more of an "if you ask me, I'll do it" peanut gallery of voyeurism, and I wouldn't want to write them in a physically sexual way. On the flip side, totally fine with Mista receiving gratification from another user's Stand.
3 Scenario dependent
5 this one is a HUGE maybe, but it makes too much sense for the character.
6 Character dependant and another huge maybe.
This is mostly shortened for what makes sense for the character; anything not listed is probably just a 'maybe'